gettingahealthybody:

Cool things people do. They should make one for quotes too :)

Higher than the beasts. Lower than the angels. Stuck between the two in our idiots Eden.

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

^ this.

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.

wadehiddles:

my-dear-hobbit:

cornchipz:

naaiiled iiit

bow down to zachary quinto

“Live long and prosper, motherfuckers bitches”

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

mr-frodo-swaggins:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

his face tho

huffingtonpost:

Taylor Swift was NOT HAVING Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’ backstage kiss at the Billboard Music Awards. 

do-not-feed-the-animal:

licklicksalut:

claudealmighty:

olisyk0:

can u not

i didn’t know these people actually exist wow

whispers this is why i’m embarrassed to be in those fandoms 

it’s not even that funny calm down w0w

jesus lord almighty