new character Poster Bilbo Baggins
one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there was a fuckign shaRK
why am i not surprised that you’re australian
being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.
I am fucking dying
We just paid $4000 for a nice picket fence so Maddie could play in the yard…but she is terrified of it and won’t go outside if we don’t go with her!
|—||Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted (via thatkindofwoman)|